Jesus Chapstick
A friend bought this Jesus chapstick in Las Vegas. The packaging offers up these little gems:
“Looking Good For Jesus.”
“Virtuous Vanilla”
“Be Worthy. Be Noticed.”
“Get Tight With Christ.”
“Look Your Sunday Best.”
“Protects. Preserves (with natural beeswax.”
Most disturbing is the image with the two chicks.






A bit creepy for sure.
My friend and mentor…who with his wife taught me as a baby, baby Christian about the definitions of faith, grace, etc., calls gimmicky ‘Christian’ stuff “Jesus Junk.” lol This is even beyond that…and uber-weird. “Be worthy, be noticed,” uh…He knew me in the womb when I was looking more like a tadpole than a human…and He still loved me.